For the Junior Hit Man(or Desperate Housewife) on your Christmas list...

UPDATED--- WALMART REMOVED THE LINK TO PALADIN PRESS> I THINK I WAS THE ONLY WRITER TO NOTE THIS<>I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED THE NOTATION>>>>YOU MAY GO TO PALADIN PRESS ONLINE AND READ IT YOURSELF> NOT AS FUNNY SINCE WALLY WORLD IS NOT INVOLVED BUT STILL INTERESTING!

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Sometimes finding the perfect gift for that special someone is just too much of a chore.

Men seem to already have everything and another neck tie just won't cut it this year.

Ladies, after seeing the ABC show "Desperate Housewives" are harder to buy for than ever.

And kids, don't even get me started here-If I were the head of market research and wanted to know what was hot amongst almost every age group,I would survey children.

So, it's not any surprise if I present to you the gift for the man, woman or child who has everything.

The Silencer Handbook I

Published by Palladin(Have Gun, Will Travel)Press and available for a 'rollback' price at Walmart.com(the link is listed below for your perusal or ordering pleasure).

The book details in word and pictures how to cut down the pesky noise when you just need to shoot somebody and not wake the neighbors.

That's right, now Little Billy can get up off the couch from watching Grand Theft Auto and have that hobby you have always wished him to have. And after all, he will be reading a book instead of being tied to the toggle switch.

Your husband will have a reason to stay home and really work in the workshop instead of just drinking beer, watching ESPN classics. Think of it as DIY at the next level.

Ladies,need to find a new and fulfilling career? Forget Mary Kaye, Avon,Amway or Shaklee. Now you can have the job you have always dreamed of, and WORK FROM HOME!

That's right, Home Based Assassin! You can start it on a shoe string and I am sure there is a demand for your services either domestically or with some travel, the CIA might have a place for you.

Now, this is not a get rich quick notion, but certainly worth a look in these uncertain times.

If you need interrogation techniques, want to avoid embarrassing questions about your most recent fire(arson) or even learn where to stash contraband out of the prying eyes of the DEA, look no further than Walmart.com. Best of all, you get it at an unbeatable Wal-Mart price!

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/search-ng.gsp?search_constraint=COMBINED_AUTHOR%3A3920&search_query=Paladin+Press

dano smith(please credit site and author if reused)